With the New Hampshire win in his back pocket, Funny or Die has decided to finally release the long-lostDonald TrumpbiopicThe Art of the Deal: The Movie. And who better to portray the billionaire himself?Johnny Depp, of course.Jack Sparrowis nearly unrecognizable under that wig and make-up, and he gives one heck of aperformancein this forgotten TV movie from a bygone era.
Accomplished actor and directorRon Howardhosts this autobiographical look at howTrumpacquired his fortune. It arrives from Funny or Die just as the presidential hopeful took the New Hampshire primary away from the other Republican prospects vying for the White House. AsHowardexplains it, the movie was written, directed and starsDonald Trumphimself.
Thiscolorful exposeis a treasure from a forgotten age, when TV just wasn’t what it is today. And people anxiously awaited their small screen movie-of-the-week. The footage was believed to be long lost. The only remaining copies were said to have beendestroyedin the great Cybill Shepherd blouse fire of 1989. But as luck would have it, a pristine copy was discovered at a yard sale in Phoenix, Arizona. Funny or Die describes the biopic as such.
“Donald Trump has it all. Money, power, respect, and an Eastern European bride. But all his success didn’t come for nothing. First, he inherited millions of dollars from his rich father, then he grabbed New York City by the balls. Now you can learn the art of negotiation, real estate, and high-quality brass in this illuminating made-for-TV special feature.”
Johnny Deppis surrounded by an amazingcastinThe Art of the Deal: The Movie.Ron Howard’sHappy Daysco-starHenry Winkleris game to play along. And we getAlfred Molina, comedianPatton Oswalt,Andy Richter,Kristen Schaal,Stephen MerchantandJack McBrayerall appearing in some capacity. Before you vote forDonald Trump, ensure you take a minute and watch this stirring biopic. It might just be the role ofJohnny Depp’s lifetime.
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